meatbicyclevevo:

me flirting

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

(Source: princeloptr)

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

proctalgia:

californians

Okay but really I have lived in Southern California all my life and went to visit my boyfriend in Oregon last December and called him in a huge panic due to having zero idea what to pack. “Layers” doesn’t help when ALL YOU OWN IS TSHIRTS.

proctalgia:

californians

Okay but really I have lived in Southern California all my life and went to visit my boyfriend in Oregon last December and called him in a huge panic due to having zero idea what to pack. “Layers” doesn’t help when ALL YOU OWN IS TSHIRTS.

thegestianpoet:

stopitsgingertime:

MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????
AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME

I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD
thegestianpoet:

stopitsgingertime:

MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????
AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME

I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD

thegestianpoet:

stopitsgingertime:

MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????

AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME

I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies. tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies. tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies. tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies. tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies. tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies. tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies. tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies. tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts


Processed sunshine and poop supplies.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

Processed sunshine and poop supplies.

hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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(Source: panerasexual)

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

(Source: successisnotanoption)

shotglassofsunshine:

Disney Paint the Night parade preview at Hong Kong Disneyland (by Inside the Magic)

Possibly the most beautiful parade in the world.

I NEED IT

(Source: mickeyandcompany)

chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

(Source: subtubitles)

meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

queenofthecute:

Practice for a series I’d like to do eventually. I mean, being a princess is nice and all. But eventually you’ve gotta become the Queen. ;D
queenofthecute:

Practice for a series I’d like to do eventually. I mean, being a princess is nice and all. But eventually you’ve gotta become the Queen. ;D

queenofthecute:

Practice for a series I’d like to do eventually. I mean, being a princess is nice and all. But eventually you’ve gotta become the Queen. ;D

"You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust."