gunpowderandspark:

Moffat: "Figure out how Sherlock will get out of this poolside standoff with Moriarty!"

Fans: *draws twenty theories*

Moffat: "Heh, I guess now that people are making theories I should come up with an answer myself, huh?"

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Moffat: "Figure out how Sherlock survived…

(Source: hymn2000)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

image

I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

(Source: videohall)

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

princessstarberry:

Sleeping bag sofa - the need is so mighty. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL

"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."
— (via kylieyoshi)

(Source: jessielou24)

That sums up my high school PE career quite nicely. That sums up my high school PE career quite nicely.

That sums up my high school PE career quite nicely.

(Source: henriduplaisir)

satanstolemyvirginity:

Actually me

(Source: c-mines)

"My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident."
— Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

This is so layered. And so brilliant.

(Source: dansmithsconverse)

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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(Source: cobie-smulders)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?